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BEDTIME...
I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I
feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't
forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and
calm night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling
sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without
any reservations you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference,
so you applied your hungry mouth to me. Without any guilt or
humiliation you nearly drove me crazy, while you drained me. Finally I
went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you
but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing making
it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you…














… You frigging mosquito.
 
Hmmmm haven't so much as seen a fly this year yet let alone a mossie. Serves you right for living in such exotic climes. :icon_lol:
 
Normally, the mosquitoes would start making an appearance about now, but this year it's still freezing, so no bugs... no grass... very few flowers... just three inches of new snow.
 
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