Don't worry...no one has died....well, that's not entirely true as there are thousands of people dying each and every day....but no one in my life has died....at least not recently.
The old friend I am referring to is my mustache. I started growing him just after my 12th birthday. In the nearly 32 years since his birth, I have only shaved him about 8 times. On June 4, 1987, the day I graduated from high school, my mom asked me to shave him off. I told her I would, but that I would never shave him again. Since that day, I had only shaved him twice.....only because I goofed up while trimming him....when I failed to put the guard back on my trimmer and took half of him off, there simply was no way to fix that...so, I shaved him off and let him grow back (which only takes about 2 weeks to go from nothing to full fledged cookie duster).
Well, working in a produce packing plant, food safety (as you can imagine) is high priority. And one of the food safety rules is that anyone with facial hair must wear a beard net to keep beard or mustache hairs from coming loose and falling onto the produce. Makes perfect sense.
I have been wearing a beard net with no problems. Until Wednesday...when I had to get a new one and found that the new style beard nets the company has purchased are super itchy.....it was like having my face wrapped in fiberglass insulation for 8 hours.
So, to avoid the itchy beard net...I opted to shave the 'stache. I was close to tears as I used my stainless steel Wahl beard and mustache trimmer to remove that superbly cool (though utterly gray) Booger Bush from my upper lip. Yes, I do look several years younger without that gray Woolybooger laying across the top of my mouth....but man do I look like a total tool!
Deb said that my mustache was not really that noticable anyhow....she said that the 'stache blended in with my skin since it was so gray/white.
Well...I need a smoke and a beer. And a box of Kleenex.
Tim
The old friend I am referring to is my mustache. I started growing him just after my 12th birthday. In the nearly 32 years since his birth, I have only shaved him about 8 times. On June 4, 1987, the day I graduated from high school, my mom asked me to shave him off. I told her I would, but that I would never shave him again. Since that day, I had only shaved him twice.....only because I goofed up while trimming him....when I failed to put the guard back on my trimmer and took half of him off, there simply was no way to fix that...so, I shaved him off and let him grow back (which only takes about 2 weeks to go from nothing to full fledged cookie duster).
Well, working in a produce packing plant, food safety (as you can imagine) is high priority. And one of the food safety rules is that anyone with facial hair must wear a beard net to keep beard or mustache hairs from coming loose and falling onto the produce. Makes perfect sense.
I have been wearing a beard net with no problems. Until Wednesday...when I had to get a new one and found that the new style beard nets the company has purchased are super itchy.....it was like having my face wrapped in fiberglass insulation for 8 hours.
So, to avoid the itchy beard net...I opted to shave the 'stache. I was close to tears as I used my stainless steel Wahl beard and mustache trimmer to remove that superbly cool (though utterly gray) Booger Bush from my upper lip. Yes, I do look several years younger without that gray Woolybooger laying across the top of my mouth....but man do I look like a total tool!
Deb said that my mustache was not really that noticable anyhow....she said that the 'stache blended in with my skin since it was so gray/white.
Well...I need a smoke and a beer. And a box of Kleenex.
Tim