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The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

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ckissling

Charter Member
Once upon a time,a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me".
The girl said"NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
ckissling
 
Like a buddy of mine once said: It should cost $100,000 for a marriage license and $25 for a divorce instead of the other way around.:kilroy:

Regards, Rob:ernae:
 
Thanks Dave! :)

Many years ago I bought a "Peanuts/Charlie Brown" book to read.

One of the comics from this book that has stuck with me now for a long long time was Linus trying to get Lucy to read him a stroy from this book he had. After several panels of him begging, Lucy gives in and reads the following:

"There was a man. He was born, he lived, and he died. The END!"

Last panel is Linus looking at the book and exclaiming how facinating the story was and that he wished he knew the guy ... :ernae:
 
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