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Humor ?...you decide

Daveroo

Daveroo

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i think its funny...but not laugh out loud funny....

"THE BLONDES LAST PLANE RIDE"

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is ATC. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . ..."
 
An example of "concrete reasoning," wherein people answer precisely what's asked, without thinking about the meaning of the question. Lots of folks live their entire life with this sort of mentality. That's why you don't know whether to laugh or cry reading this one. An essential element of a joke is there is an element of truth to the humor. Lots of folks are like this . . . :icon_eek:
 
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