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Actually, I do understand the frustration associated with the butchery of the English language.
I cringe whenever I read someone's efforts to correct another person's "grammer" :biggrin-new:
 
I have always been told '-our' variants were belonging to British English whereas '-or' ones were belonging to American English. Is this correct ?

Indeed it is. They took liberties with our language those colonials, lol.

Rami, indeed, but I did read that the US English is the correct pronunciation of Aluminum, but was probably written by an American. :biggrin-new:

Lest we forget bouy:
UK pronounced 'boy' and in the US pronounced Boo-ee (wtf!!).
Route, properly pronounced as root, liberties taken to pronounce rowt. A rout is an entirely different thing, lol. but so is a root I guess. :dizzy:
Best we not mention pants and fannies!!

ATB
Jamie
 
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Lest we forget bouy:

UK pronounced 'boy' and in the US pronounced Boo-ee (wtf!!).
Route, properly pronounced as root, liberties taken to pronounce rowt. A rout is an entirely different thing, lol. but so is a root I guess. :dizzy:

ATB,

Jamie

Jamie,

The quote about "buoy" may be correct. But then you get to miss out on a good ol' double entendre joke.

If you're on a boat with a beautiful, er..."well-endowed" woman, and you decide to cop a feel, the joke, "no, I said hand me the Bou-ees" line doesn't really work.

If it was "hand me the boys," well, that would have a really different / pedophilia ring to it. :costumed-smiley-034

And yes, I grew up saying "rout," because that's how you pronounce it in certain parts of the Midwest.
 
Read "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" by Lynne Truss. Best book ever on punctuation, grammar and language, by a self styled grammar commando.
 
You can do a lot by moving just one comma. A Czarina in Russia many years ago saved her lover from the Czar's revenge by moving one comma in the Czar's instructions re: the interloper.

The Czar had written, "Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia."

The Czarina just changed it to read, "Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia." And the rascal walked.
 
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SSI01,

Yeah, there is another joke like that.

"Let's eat Grandma."

"Let's eat, Grandma."

Punctuation saves lives!
 
We do not speak the King's English here, we speak American English.

Believe me, I know how to speak good English right.

Bob
 
There are always the perennial favorites of grammar taskmasters: you're and your - and there, their, they're.

For some reason those usually activate my cringe reflex when misused. We all make mistakes, but it seems some folks never bothered to learn the difference.
 
Read "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" by Lynne Truss. Best book ever on punctuation, grammar and language, by a self styled grammar commando.

Which is the motto of all Wombats with one small addition......... 'Eats, Roots, Shoots and Leaves', understandable to most Aussies.
:triumphant:
 
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There are always the perennial favorites of grammar taskmasters: you're and your - and there, their, they're.

For some reason those usually activate my cringe reflex when misused. We all make mistakes, but it seems some folks never bothered to learn the difference.

Mgchrist5,

What about its and it's?
 
You can do a lot by moving just one comma. A Czarina in Russia many years ago saved her lover from the Czar's revenge by moving one comma in the Czar's instructions re: the interloper.

The Czar had written, "Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia."

The Czarina just changed it to read, "Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia." And the rascal walked.


Could be why legal documents have no punctuation?

BTW, who said 'Two nations separated by a common language'?

Keith
 
We do not speak the King's English here, we speak American English.

Believe me, I know how to speak good English right.

Bob

Erm....we haven't spoken the King's English since 1952. Does it take that long for news to reach the US? :adoration:
 
"Two nations separated by a common language."

Yes indeed, George Bernard Shaw.

"Eats, Shoots and Leaves" sounds like something from "The Godfather."
 
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