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Thought I would share this

Cromwell

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Tom left the Royal Air Force after many years service. He found time wieghed on his hands and took a job working for a small local transport firm.
Tom's new boss found Tom was an exceptional worker. The quality and quantity of his work was first class. However it appeared Tom could never arrive for work on time. He was late every day!
In the end Tom's boss calls Tom into the Office
"Now Tom" said the boss " Your work is fantastic but I can't help but notice you are always late for work. To be honst it is annoying me and your fellow workers"
"I know sir" replied Tom, "It is a problem but I am working on it"
"Fantastic Tom, thats what I want to hear" His boss said. Then the boss added
"Tom I understand you served in the RAF"
"Yes" replied Tom "I am very proud of my RAF service"
"Rightly so" said the boss " but I believe the RAF have strict rules on time keeping don't they?"
"Yes" said Tom " The RAF depends on accuracy of time keeping"
Continued the boss "What did they say in the RAF when you arrived late for work?"
"Well" said Tom "They usually said "Good Morning Air Vice Marshall!" " :salute:
 
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